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Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
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Hello Teddy Bear Friends. I ran across this tutorial on how to give your cat a bath. Cat folks will understand....Enjoy.....To skip the cartoon introduction, just drag the tool bar in a little and watch the show....

http://techdigest.tv/2007/01/youtube_video_o_81.html

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Carolyn Green Draffin Bears
Auckland New Zealand
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Cats really do not like a bath, do they. bear_grin
Thanks for sharing.


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Carolyn
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UK
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Poor kittie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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valewoodbears Valewood Bears
Yorkshire
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Brilliant!!! So funny.

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Pauline

beary_clairey Luton
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That was so funny!!! And I thought it was hard enough bathing dogs!!!

LOL

Claire

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Brilliant!!! But it rather struck a raw nerve - yesterday Jeremy took one of our cats to the vet - and being a holiday it was JUSt the vet, so Jeremy had to hold Titus while he had some injections - result - one badly scratched hand, and a really deep bite in the other hand! Vet had to perform some first aid with mercurochrome and band aids....and now Jeremy and Titus are BOTH on antibiotics!!!
And , of course, we have to get antibiotic tablets into Titus over the next few days...where do you buy heavy-duty welders gloves over a holiday weekend????? bear_rolleyes
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Maria

ginny Blankie Bears
East Chatham
Posts: 70

:crackup:  :crackup: Funny!! I got a good laugh out of that--especially since I just spent Easter Morning giving my Wheaten terrier a bath--it is just about the same as that video! Ginny

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I showed this too several people and boy was it a hoot!

bumblebearies Bumblebearies
Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 436
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HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL 


1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left  arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger  and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently  apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right  hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.   Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill  away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left  arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force  jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right  forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top  of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between  knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls  emitted by cat.  Get spouse to hold head firmly with  one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth.  Drop  pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill  from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair  curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and  vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing  later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on  cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill  in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil  and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to  humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply  Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from  carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another  pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and  close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force  mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down  throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard  door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of  scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek  and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply  whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back  another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one  from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from  across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed  into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill  from foil wrap.

13. Tie the little beggar's  front paws to rear paws  with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining  table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push  pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet  steak. Be rough about it.  Hold head vertically and  pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive  you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor  stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants  from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to  order new table.

15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell  and call local pet shop to see if they have any  hamsters.

HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL

1. Wrap it in bacon.

2. Toss it in the air.

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