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DoodlebearsI read this on another group that I am amember of and couldn't stop laughing...read on and you will find out why I laughed so much.
Funny Mothers Day Story from the US
This is too funny not to share!
Why My Lips Stayed Chapped on Mother's Day
Author unknown
We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died.
Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him.
Nothing ever seemed to bother him. He used to hang out and nap all day long
on this mat in our bathroom.
Well, we have three kids, and at the time of this story, they were 4 years
old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one's name is Eli. Eli really
loves Chapstick.LOVES it. He kept asking to use my Chapstick and then losing
it. So finally one day, I showed him where in the bathroom I kept my
Chapstick, and how he could use it whenever he wanted to, but he needed to
put it right back in the drawer when he was done.
Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around, trying to
get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys were
fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I was trying to nurse my little one
at the same time I was putting on my make-up. Everything was a mess and
everyone had long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me, and
the amazing job called motherhood.
We finally had the older one and the baby loaded in the car, and I was
looking for Eli. I searched everywhere when I finally rounded the corner to
go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my Chapstick very
carefully to Jack's rear end.
Eli looked right into my eyes and said, "Chapped."
Now, if you have a cat, you know that he is right - their little bottoms do
look pretty chapped. And frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind. The only
question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli
had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.
And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that
no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there
will always be that day when you realize they've been using your Chapstick
on the cat's butt.
Hugs Jane. 
Yorkshire Hugs Ali x
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