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Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
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TamiL Apr 27, 2009

My One Day Employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

EJ's Crafts
Fort Mohave, Arizona
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We live in a mainly retirement community but we do have our share of children. I don't think I could be a WalMart greeter either because I might do the same thing. bear_original

Doodlebears
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[size=26]Nice one![/size]

Hugs, Jane. bear_thumb bear_flower

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KezjoyKritterz
Gippsland Victoria
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kezjoy Apr 28, 2009

LOL!! classic
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Past Time Bears
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Bubble Up Bears!
Murrieta, California
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Bubble-Up Bears Apr 28, 2009

Wish she worked at my Walmart!!! bear_original

Brimbin Forest Bears
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BFB-Lyn Apr 28, 2009

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Marlys Apr 28, 2009

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Peachtree Cottage
Georgia
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PeachtreeCottage Apr 28, 2009

LOL.....that's soo funny!

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Bear-Hands
Algarve, Portugal
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susiray Apr 28, 2009

thats excellent, gave me and my hubby a giggle....thanks!

Arctophilia
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Laniebears Apr 29, 2009

lol lol lol :hug:

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