For artists and collectors sponsored by Intercal...your mohair supplier and Johnna's Mohair Store
MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because ...
I love birds
and don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest
will slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature
to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others
to get jealous
I don't pull weeds
in the garden because ..
I don't want to get
in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because ...
My husband
will never be able
to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests
to stress out over what
to make when
they invite me
over for dinner.
I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them
when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities
die young
and I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
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Bonnie, cool! Guess this is something to remember!!!
Thanx for sharing it!
Gaby
My family claim they are used to me and my exccentric ways.
Hugs Jane.
Thanks for sharing that now I don't feel quilty either :crackup:
My cleaning philosophy is never to wear my glasses when cleaning. I found if I wore glasses I was cleaning much longer for some reason :crackup:
Marion
Marion,
Bonnie,
I totally share your Philosophy!!!! That's definitely me too!!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Hugs &