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doodlebears Celebration AmbassadorNov 24, 2006

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND....

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you. 

    Hugs Jane.

DebbieD Nov 24, 2006

:crackup:  Jane I LOVE this diet!!!  And the concluding advice  :crackup:  Thanks for the smile  :hug:

Jodi Falk Nov 24, 2006

No seekity da englis !!!

I Love Teddies Nov 25, 2006

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I want to go on the chocolate diet.  Does that exist?  If not, TT could start it.   :crackup:

Stitch Nov 25, 2006

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Stellajella Nov 25, 2006

Jane, your pasta dieat doesn´t work with me ;)
But thanx for the try! :crackup:

Gaby