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Storytime Bears>Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
> > 8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing!
> > 9:30am A car ride! My favorite thing!
> > 9:40am walk in the park! My favorite thing!
> > 10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
> > 12:00pm Lunch! My favorite thing!
> > 1:00pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
> > 3:00pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
> > 5:00pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!
> > 7:00pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
> > 8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!
> > 11:00pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
> >
> >
> > Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:
> >
> > Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with
> > bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,
> > while the other inmates and myself are fed hash or some sort of dry
> > nuggets.
> > Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
> > nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The
> > only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.. In an attempt
> > to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
> >
> > Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
> > feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
> > clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
> > condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The
> > audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices
> > tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of
> > the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I
> > overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I
> > must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
> >
> > Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
> > tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
> > this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
> >
> > I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
> > snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
> > released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
> > obviously crazy! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe
> > him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he
> > reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody
> > for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now
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The bit about the cat? One word. Maxzilla. 
Warmest hugs, :hug:
Aleta
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Flying Fur StudiosThat is sooo funny.............
Dolls N Dreams:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Storytime Bears
Past Time BearsCute and very true!
Wow, I think my cat wrote this. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Matilda Huggington-beare:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Loved it!!
Wendy 
WienJodi, I think I have seen this 20 times, but it cracks me up every time I read it :crackup:
It is soooo true! The perfect characteristics of my dogs & cat....
I used to have a black& white cat like yours, she was a happy cat, and a diva like all the others.
Gaby 
Bears by Jodi Storytime BearsI almost peed my pants I laughed so hard when I read this, I had never seen it before, but when I sent it to people, half of them had already saw it, with the internet, info gets sent around so fast, it amazes me.
Kiprie Bears:crackup: No. I didn't see this yet ! hee hee hee :crackup:
