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Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner SponsorOct 20, 2007

I received this today from a friend. Kinda funny.

Divorce vs. Murder

A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the
law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in
jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband at a fancy restauant, having dinner with the
pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now,
that's different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription."

Melbourne, Australia
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somerset
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Bearly Kidz Bears
Lodi, Ca.
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Doodlebears
UK
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doodlebears Celebration AmbassadorOct 20, 2007

bear_grin Nice one Sue Ann.

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Hugs Jane. bear_thumb bear_flower

KiddoBears
California
Posts: 851

KiddoBears Oct 20, 2007

I get excited and call all whom are here in the house to come and read with me jokes or see Tamis pictures. And we all sure :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: The children more so enjoy all the funny pictures like Why dogs bite so much. And I the one on How are babies born you should of seen the kids I was :crackup: ing up cause some would put their hand over their face just peeking. Thanks Sue this was one of those bear_thumb :crackup: :crackup: I was wondering are we able to mail the pictures or jokes from here to some special?