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MerBear OriginalsTHE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my
> Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
> Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
> suggestion.
>
> 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
> Toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
>
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
> Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this
> Take?' I asked.
>
> 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
>
> I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between
> My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
> Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
>
> He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
> Again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
> straw.
>
> Stupid, stupid man.
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Hugs, Jane. 
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Heehee, I'd send this one to my SO but he might use it! lol.
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