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peterbear May 8, 2010

THE THREE BEARS … WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....

[color=]Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. 

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,
'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence,
listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....' [/color]
'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!'

 

To all you wonderful, hardworking, undervalued and underpaid mothers out there

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HAVE A GREAT MOTHER'S DAY TOMORROW !!

 

Hugs,

Peter & the bears
P.S. Thans to Ellie Covell for sending the story to me

katiecountrymouse1 May 8, 2010

Hi Peter,

Absolutely Fabulous!

We have had Mother’s day here in England, but Happy Mother’s day to everyone celebrating it tomorrow.

Love kayx.

rowarrior May 8, 2010

:crackup: very good Peter!  The UK one is connected to Easter, and is therefore long gone, but hope others enjoy theirs

eteddys May 8, 2010

Thank Peter.  This Momma bear is going to make the porridge right now!

Hugs,
Alison

binglebears May 8, 2010

:hug:  :hug: Thanks, Peter! :hug:  :hug:

Kledi May 8, 2010

Thank you Peter  :hug:  :hug:  :hug:

SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner SponsorMay 8, 2010

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Love it, Peter, and thank you.

puca bears May 8, 2010

Brilliant......thanks so much for sharing the laugh, Peter!
And a Happy Mothers Day to all who celebrate it tomorrow :dance:  :dance:  :dance:
big huggies
Maria :hug:  :hug:  :hug:  :hug:

clare14 May 8, 2010

Oh Peter you crack me up!!   :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:   How true!!!!!

Enjoy Mother's Day!!!  xx

Jack&Lilia May 8, 2010

:crackup:  so funny Peter! Happy Mother's Day to everyone celebrating tomorrow!  :dance:

Linda May 8, 2010

Awwww Peter, you're a scream! You put a big smile on this mum's face this morning              Thanks