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wubbiebear Braille Teddies
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
Posts: 671

I just thought I'd share this little joke.  I sort of changed it so it would be about bearmaking.  A preacher decided he wanted to learn how to make bears, so he went to his local fabric store and got a pattern and all the necessary supplies.  When he got home, he spent hours trying to get the basics figured out, but he just couldn't get the hang of it.  Overwhelmed, he called the fabric store and said, "What do I do?"

The lady at the fabric store said, "Well, you have to give your fabric a good cussing first."

"But I'm a preacher.  I don't even remember how to cuss anymore," he said.

"Well, just keep playing with it for a while and it'll come back to you."

Elize Sandton
Posts: 1

wubbiebear, it is cute bear_grin

wubbiebear Braille Teddies
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
Posts: 671

Well, look who's on TT!!!  You gotta go see the picture of my boy.

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
Posts: 21,737

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wubbiebear Braille Teddies
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
Posts: 671

I'm glad you got a kick out of it.  It was originally about getting a lawn mower to work, but I sort of tweaked it.

Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
Posts: 2,897

Love it!!  :crackup:  :crackup:

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