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Posts: 3,177Flight Attendant VS Princess
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce
that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
could
just put
up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat
us on
the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat.
"Well, sweet -cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you.
Tray-up b!tch."
Lemmon Bears
DoodlebearsOh Penny my mate, thanks for the laugh. Nice one! 
Hugs Jane. 
Pandy Potter Bears:dance: We have all been on planes with passengers who feel they 'are a cut above', very funny!
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