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Thought this was worth sharing... and it will make you laugh, along with the wisdom.
Enjoy..
Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life.
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
* Some days you're the windscreen and some days you're the bug
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully; it's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* Never buy a car that you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have
a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* The second mouse gets the cheese
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
* We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull,
some have weird names and are all different colours, but they all have to live in the same box.
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Hugs
Carolyn
Wonderful, I love the one about never buy a car that you can't push!!
PaHow did you know, that's just what I needed today to put things in perspective. Thanks :hug:
Kathleen
