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beary_clairey Luton
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beary_clairey

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday."I'd love to be
eight again" she replied

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park: The Death Slide, The Wall of Fear,
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
dress size, you idiot!"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is Listening, he's still going
to get it wrong.

baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
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makafelts Charlotte Des Roches Designs
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psichick78 Flying Fur Studios
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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psichick78

Soo funny, I sent this to my husband, I'm sure that's how he feels

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
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Jodi Falk

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Laughing OUT LOUD and hubby can't figure out why!!!

makafelts Charlotte Des Roches Designs
Adkins, Texas
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makafelts

shhhhhh Jodi shhhhh don't tell :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
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Jodi Falk

Charlotte !!! I am keeping it to my self ....BUT !!!! I can't stop laughing !!!!!!

makafelts Charlotte Des Roches Designs
Adkins, Texas
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makafelts

I know Jodi...I know!!!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
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:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: Nice one Claire! bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Hugs Jane.  bear_thumb  bear_flower  bear_thumb

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Stellajella

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