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Doodlebears
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doodlebears Celebration AmbassadorOct 15, 2005

I read this today on another forum so I thought I would share it with you. I'm sure the original poster won't mind as she obviously picked it up somewhere:

>Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a
>bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins
>to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
>MAN: "Hello"
>
>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
>MAN: "Yes"
>
>WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
>only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
>MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>
>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
>models. I saw one I really liked."
>
>MAN: "How much?"
>
>WOMAN: "$65,000."

>
>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all options."
>
>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house we wanted last year is
>back on the market. They're asking 950,000."
>
>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."
>
>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
>
>MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
>astonishment.
>
>Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"