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Back Road BearsNEW JOB
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday........
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
Wind Lake. WisconsinI love this one
Gatehouse GalleryI love it!! 
Upstate New YorkGood one!
Country BearsHa! Ha! Ha! Love it!!! :dance: 
LOL love it
Wild Thyme OriginalsThat's a good one Daphne!
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Oh dear!
Mountain Dreamer Bears
Rolling in the floor here!
Starlite Bears
I actually own a Tickle Me Elmo - loved this 
Posts: 1,277 Had to share that one with Daniel!
Patsy Lake BearsOh my
Kiprie Bears
DoodlebearsHe, he that's a little bit naughty...but I like it!
Jane
THAT oughta lower Elmo's voice by a few octaves, eh?
Hysterical, Daph!
