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MerBear OriginalsApples and Grapes
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
the one who is brave enough to climb
all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with women who are good apples,
even those who have already been picked!
Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes,
and it's up to women
to stomp the sh** out of them
until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.
Matilda Huggington-beare
You made me cough so hard I nearly choked ya bugga
I always knew I was some thing special!!!!!! 
Flying Fur StudiosHow do they know the truth?? LOL
Good one!
That's a good one! I'm gonna share it with the hubby later!
:hug:
Tracy
Charlotte Des Roches Designslololol great one!!!
