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Deb Upstate New York
Posts: 1,650

ENJOY!

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.  From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near their car.  On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.  Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. 

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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Pumpkin & Pickle Bears Pumpkin & Pickle Bears
East Sussex
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SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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All Bear All Bear by Paula
Kent
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Too funny !!!!!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

huggleybear C.W. Huggley Bears
Statham, GA
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sarahjane Brisbane
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shantell Apple Dumpling Designs
Willamette Valley Oregon
Posts: 3,128

My question is...was the mechanic at least cute?  Poor woman!!!

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DebbieD Posts: 3,540

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

:crackup: ...can you IMAGINE what the mechanic thought???  bear_shocked  :crackup:

chris009av Real Deal Bears
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bearlysane Melbourne, Australia
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First post read...what a great start to the day!

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kathytaylor Ruby Mountain Bears
Northern Nevada, USA
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That was great, hysterical! :crackup:  bear_tongue

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
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bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh Deb what a great laugh that was thanks for the post, I too am in tears with laugher hubby has had to come and see what I am cracking up about ....:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  funny, I needed that . Poor lady......poor man !!!!  bear_tongue  bear_whistle  :crackup:  :crackup:



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Teddy even fell off his chair !! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:


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aerianna aerBears
Sacramento, CA
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doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
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Oh Boy Deb, that was a good one. I have tears in my eyes from laughing...thanks for making me laugh.
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Hugs Jane.  bear_thumb  bear_thumb  bear_thumb

Chowlea Bears Chowlea Bears
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You really should put a health warning on these things.  :crackup:  :crackup:

I almost did myself an injury laughing so much..................... :crackup:

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
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Deb I hope you don't mind but I posted this on another forum that I go into ....... I just had to share it ....  :redface:  :redface:

Megelles Megelles
Brisbane
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love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marie_ Kiprie Bears
Yokohama, Japan
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Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
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Had to read this one again  :crackup:  :crackup:
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Funny  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

I needed another shot of laughter today  :dance:

                          Thanks again

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Eileen Baird'sBears
Toronto
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Tammy Beckoning Bears
Nova Scotia
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Soooo funny !!
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Bonnie Mountain Dreamer Bears
wooly woods of Missouri, USA
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Rolling in the floor here!  Thanks for the much needed laugh, Deb! bear_thumb

Carolyn Green Draffin Bears
Auckland New Zealand
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Oh Dear..... poor Lady and mechanic!!

Really funny though and thanks for sharing and giving us a laugh.

Hugs
Carolyn
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matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
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