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Deb Upstate New York
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Deb

Maybe you've seen ... but I just received this and laughed! 



Gals Over 30 by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes

This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who
are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their
30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...

Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here
are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it! She does something she wants to do. And,
it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age
of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course,if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she
knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't
ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow
when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for
you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women
realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

MerBear MerBear Originals
Brockville, Ontario
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MerBear

Thank you - that is priceless.

Marion

Deb Upstate New York
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Deb

I love Andy Rooney.  Dry, dry, dry.

Laura Lynn Teddy Bear Academy
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LOL Deb!!!

psichick78 Flying Fur Studios
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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psichick78

Now I can't wait to turn 30 LOL  a020.gif

Soo funny, thanks!

Heather

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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Cuuuuuuute!  I'm so far past 30 that Andy would think me a saint!!  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Dilu Posts: 8,574

Dilu

And I do believe it's even better after 50.

bear_tongue

bearsbybeesley bears by beesley TM
Tofield Alberta Canada
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bearsbybeesley

Yes Darlin, we just get better and better with age. Thanks for the laugh!

Back hills Weezie

Pipa UK
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Pipa

hehe gotta laugh at the little sausage bit  bear_grin

Eileen Baird'sBears
Toronto
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Eileen

bear_laugh What a great piece! Thanks, Deb  :hug:

And for women over 60, it goes double!! :dance:

Eileen

Delartful Bears Delartful Bears
Australia
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Delartful Bears

Hehehe, I'm also looking forward to turning 30....  :cake:

Its not for a few years yet though!

Danni

Shelli SHELLI MAKES
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AARGH!  You younguns just remind me I'm rolling slowly but steadily up and over the hill in the next few months.  Cut that out!

Deb, you have NO IDEA how much this made me laugh.  That pig/sausage thing had me rolling.  I have an interesting, but not publicly appropriate, visual related to that concept if you're interested in having me send it your way.  bear_happy

Deb Upstate New York
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Deb

Absolutely ~ email it along!  ;)

P.S.  "Over the Hill?"  What hill?   bear_laugh

matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
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matilda

Deb wrote:

. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women
realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin :twisted: bear_grin :twisted: bear_grin bear_innocent

psichick78 Flying Fur Studios
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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psichick78

Shelli, you are too funny. Sorry for being yonger than you?? LOL  a020.gif

Danni, sounds like we are the same age. Very cool!!!

still laughing at the sausage bit,

Heather

Delartful Bears Delartful Bears
Australia
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Delartful Bears

Hi Heather - I'm 24 - how about you?

Danni

Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
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Judi

Send it to me Shelli.
Deb I laughed out loud at then end.
Wonderful words.  Thanks for sharing.

I saw this is a magazine yesterday:

"A good friend will always bail you out of jail....a great friend will be sitting beside you saying. " DANG...That was fun!".    I am still laughing over this one! bear_grin bear_grin

Deb Upstate New York
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Deb

Judi ~ You won't be disappointed!  bear_happy

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