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Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner SponsorApr 25, 2006

>Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to
>accommodate the baby boomers.
>
>They include:
>1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
>2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
>3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
>4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
>5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
>6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
>7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
>8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
>9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
>10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
>11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
>12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
>13. Abba--- Denture Queen.
>14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
>15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
>16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
>17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.

Isn't this a hoot?

Bears by Edie
Southern Alberta
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edie Apr 25, 2006

That's great, Sue Ann - sure gave me a chuckle!
Bear hugs, Edie

ThimbleBeary Originals
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Tracy Apr 25, 2006

bear_laugh I love it........too funny!!

ThimbleBeary Originals
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Tracy Apr 25, 2006

Erin............ bear_laugh That 'commercial' is hysterical.....especially the pouring of the ice tea!! Oh boy!! LMAO!!:D

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gotobedbears Apr 25, 2006

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.

HA HA HA HA HA AHAHAH AHA

Excellent Sue Ann - totally brilliant - i need the commode now

bear_laugh

Sunnie Bears
Ridgecrest, CA
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SunnieOne Apr 25, 2006

Hey I know those songs?? Aren't those the REAL words?? lol

Newcastle, Ontario
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thumperantiques Apr 25, 2006

That is hilarious! bear_grin

hugs,

Brenda

The Silly Bear
Portland, Oregon
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Aleta - The Silly Bear Apr 26, 2006

Too funny! I'll have to send this to my mom. No wait. She wouldn't have a clue as to the original titles so she probably wouldn't get it. That's even more funny!! To me anyway. bear_happy